Wednesday, March 24, 2004
burtreynolds.com. Now here's a website that shouldn't have happened. I could insert a lot of snappy wisecracks here, but frankly, the whole subject just makes me feel kind of queasy. Thankfully, the "downloads" section is empty. I predict that for the next week, I will wake up several times a night in a cold, breathless sweat, having wrestled out of a nightmare where I imagined just what those downloads might have been. And here's something a little creepy. The only thing on "Burt's Favorite Links" is Ann Margaret's webpage. I guess maybe they're married, I don't know these things. Burt Reynolds is just one of those subjects that you try to know as little about as possible, like the mating habits of meal worms, or what Cher looks like under her "human suit." Obviously, I am not including a link here. The only reason I mention this site in the first place is because sharing an emotionally scarring experience with others lessens the pain. Thank you for helping bear my load, my brothers and sisters. May the good Lord heal us all.
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