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01/30/2003 Archived Entry: "Smoking kittens and underwear toast"

Smoking Kittens and Underwear Toast:
What has this world come to?

I couldn't resist another little song, so wrong, and yet, so right, from www.rathergood.com. This time it's kittens outside of a pub, but they've still got snazzy hats. The song is a cover of Independent Woman, and the description is as follows: "If Destiny's Child were kittens from Northern England, this is what they would sound like." I can't think of a less worthy, yet more entertaining, use of one's time. Have at it, Love.

Well, alright, while we're here, why not a lovely song about a Giant Bee. Kind of catchy, really. I guess there's nothing particularly inappropriate about it, unless you consider that A: They suggest you buy your loved one Giant Bee merchandise for Valentine's Day, and B: At the end of the song, a website appears, www.nicecupofteaandsitdown.com, where they teach you, of all things, to make a pair of underwear for your fingers out of toast. "Surely this impresses girls," they conjecture. Well, I think I qualify as one of those, and I am uh, not impressed.